George Bluth is the head of the family and the president of the Bluth Company... until he goes to jail for shady bookkeeping. Suprisingly, George adapts to prison life quickly and regards it as "the time of his life."

George: I haven't had sex in a month.
Michael: You know, you've been in prison for two months.
George: It's hard to gauge time in here.
Michael: Yeah, I bet.

George: You what?
Michael: Burned it right down to the ground.
George: Are you crazy? There was money in that banana stand.
Michael: Well, it's all gone now dad, and it was my decision. So next time you want to have a little power struggle, remember that you're playing with fire.
George: There was two hundred and fifty thousand dollars lining the walls of the banana stand.
Michael: What?
George: Cash, Michael.
Michael: Why didn't you tell me that?
George: How much clearer can I say, there's always MONEY IN THE BANANA STAND!
Guard: No touching!
George: No touching!
Guard: No touching!
George: No touching!
Guard: No touching!
George: No touching!

George: You'd be an accomplice. No, it had to be your mom. [whispering] They cannot arrest a husband and wife for the same crime. [winks]
Michael: Yeah, I don't think that that's true, Dad.
George: Really? I got the worse (bleep)ing attorneys.