Maeby is the daughter of Tobias and Lindsay. Due to the lack of attention she receives from them, Maeby spends most of her time trying to find ways to rebel against her parents.
Maeby: You don't see me nervous about being on my third Virgin Mary. George Michael: Why would you be nervous? There's no alcohol in a Virgin Mary. Maeby: There isn't? This is unbelievable. [to Waiter] Can I get a Virgin Pina Colada when you get a chance? [to George Michael] Now we'll get things started.
Michael: Life is short. Listen to me. I would give anything to have that again. You know, a family; nothing else matters. Lucille: [enters the house] Michael! Michael: It's mom, hide!
