After losing his medical license when he gave a man who was not having a heart attack CPR, Tobias searched for work. Or at least, he thought about searching for work. At long last, the universe provided a path for him when he missed his father-in-law's retirement party and mistakenly got on a boat with a bunch of gay protesters. After learning that many of them were actually actors, Tobias chooses to pursue the acting career as well.
Tobias: Here he comes, here comes John Wayne. I'm not gonna cry about my pa, I'm gonna build me an airport and put my name on it. Really Michael, but is it your feelings that are flying away. [Opens refridgerator] Hey, who the (bleep) ate my hard-boiled eggs? [Charlie Brown music plays as Tobias shamefully walks away]
Buster: I have been apart of this archeological dig. I think we found a part of a pterodactyl under Fashion Island.
[Flashback to the dig; Buster slams the hammer down on a human skull, breaking it] Buster: Oh... Tha--That was 90% gravity.
