Gob: Oh, that is just great. Now I'm expected to climb back on top of Kitty and do my thing again. I mean, this family runs into problems and it's 'Oh, let's have Gob (bleep) our way out of it.'
Lucille: What is the matter with you?

Barry: Hey--my star witness! Come here! [Kisses Michael] Good to see ya! You know what? Don't get too close to me, 'cause I've got an itch you can't believe. I think something laid eggs on me.
Michael: Thanks for the heads up.