Lucille: Hello Buster. Here, have a candy bar. [Takes it back] No, I'm withholding it. Look at me... getting off!
George: You'd be an accomplice. No, it had to be your mom. [whispering] They cannot arrest a husband and wife for the same crime. [winks] Michael: Yeah, I don't think that that's true, Dad. George: Really? I got the worse (bleep)ing attorneys.
