From the episode "Key Decisions"
Added on 09/03/2005
Lucille: I'll be at the hospital bar. Michael: Uh, you know there isn't a hospital bar. Lucille: This is why people hate hospitals. [laughs]
[Lucille laughs hysterically down the hall]
Michael: So, this is the magic trick, huh? Gob: Illusion, Michael. A trick is something a whore does for money.
[Michael points to the young children overhearing their conversation.] Gob: Or candy!