Michael: Well I'm sorry, it's just, it's too late. I'm moving to Phoenix. I got a job. [The rest of the family is speechless] Michael: It's something you apply for, and they pay you to ah--Nevermind, I don't want to ruin the surprise.
Lucille: Buster! Buster: [Running around the apartment] It's a bird! Lucille: I know it's a bird--I'm on the phone! Buster: It walked on my pillow!
