George: You'd be an accomplice. No, it had to be your mom. [whispering] They cannot arrest a husband and wife for the same crime. [winks] Michael: Yeah, I don't think that that's true, Dad. George: Really? I got the worse (bleep)ing attorneys.
Michael: So, this is the magic trick, huh? Gob: Illusion, Michael. A trick is something a whore does for money.
[Michael points to the young children overhearing their conversation.] Gob: Or candy!
