Lindsay: Look at us. We're dressed like we're in the '60s. It’s the 21st century. We should be dressing like it's the '80s.
Michael: Well I'm sorry, it's just, it's too late. I'm moving to Phoenix. I got a job. [The rest of the family is speechless] Michael: It's something you apply for, and they pay you to ah--Nevermind, I don't want to ruin the surprise.